Star replied to my Nox post:

"Garg. I miss the Nox. They had a soft spot for Daniel. Can he please run away and live with them and rediscover his 'peaceful explorer' side again for an ep or two??"

Do I smell a plot bunny cooking, Star? And you now, I think I can figure out exactly how Daniel ends up back with the Nox:

Jack is returned to them unharmed, thanks to the Asgard, and he and Sam look longingly at each other (while the audience gags itself)as a tear slips down Sam's cheek (and the audience gags itself and mourns for poor Pete) and Daniel realizes he's lost his chance with Jack, and SG-1 still isn't a team, so he gives Elizabeth a cock and bull story about needing to go back to where they found the repository and because she has these immediate visions of his ... cock, she lets him. He goes back, but then dials up the Nox, and of course, egotists that they are, the gate is fine and he pops out. He camps with the Fenry, noshes with the Nox, gets noxious over the thought of Sam and Jack, thinks briefly of giving Pete a call but figures his cell won't work that far and besides, he's pretty sure Pete is as straight as they come....

After a few weeks, the Fenry starts looking good to him and he lets his hair and beard grow and communes with nature and starts growing cute little flowers and bushes in his hair and Leya tells him that his uniform needs cleaning and maybe he'd like to wear this ::she holds up a loincloth:: and he figures why not, so slips out of his uniform and Leya swoons and her hubby isn't all that far behind her (or brother, or whatever he is) and Nefreyu, who is now entering puberty, is very grateful his race believes in non-specific gender lovemaking because he's seriously considering non-specific gender lovemaking with Daniel because his puberty really puts him *years* ahead of Daniel and he suspects he can teach the "young" Tauri something and a Fenry thinks now would be a good time to go invisible and maybe nibble at that *liiiittle* bit of string on Daniel's hips....

Meanwhile, back on Earth, Jack and Sam kiss - THE - kiss and as Sam opens her eyes, she sees this strange expression on Jack's face and it reminds her of her brother Mark's expression the first time he changed his son's diaper after the rugrat had eaten squash and spinach for lunch and she thinks maybe it wasn't a great kiss after all, not that it was her fault because she knows she's a great kisser and has plenty of SF's, Marines, and Airmen who could attest to that, and a few Denver cops, thanks to Pete, who wouldn't be adverse to signing a testimonial to the fact that she's a great kisser so it must be Jack, which surprises the hell out of her so she decides that maybe Jack was kissing the wrong woman. She suggests he go back to his wife ::audience groans loudly and starts screaming at the set, "NONONONONONONO!!!:: but Jack decides to go talk it over with Daniel and that way, he can play with Daniel's ... artifacts, which he hasn't been able to do since he started dating Sam, who turned out to be a woman who believed a man should only have one artifact on his plate at a time.

But Jack discovers that Daniel is gone and never returned from P'what-the-fuck'. Finally worried ::the audience is nodding sagely:: Jack gets Teal'c ::Sam is busy trying out her one artifact a plate theory on Pete again, who must really love her because he waited:: and together, they go the planet. Teal'c, ever the intuitive one, suggests that perhaps DanielJackson traveled to the Nox. Jack, ever the 'whatever you say, Teal'c' one, agrees and punches in the symbols for the Nox homeworld.

They arrive and immediately spot Daniel, or rather, this guy who looks like Daniel, but couldn't possibly be Daniel because their Daniel doesn't parade around half naked. In fact, NO one has ever seen Daniel naked in the showers. Or anywhere else -- okay, those bozos who found him after he'd descended saw him naked, but they all knew that was a body double so it didn't count.

"O'Neill, DanielJackson is wearing nothing but a garoush. I believe I can see parts of him that I have never ... seen before."

::no answer::

"O'Neill?"

Teal'c shrugs. He decides to move closer and get an even better look at those... parts. He's not disappointed. Nor is he surprised when Jack rushes past him, and thanks to having read far too many fanfiction stories where Jim pounced on Blair -- Jack pounces on Daniel -- and knocks him unconscious.

"Doctor Frasier ::who is alive in this universe:: will be most angry with you, O'Neill. You have rendered DanielJackson unconscious."

Jack is too busy plucking flowers out of Daniel's hair and saying, "He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not...."

Daniel decides to stay unconscious just a bit longer because he has some flowers a liiiiiittle bit lower....

I'd best quit now before I start to babble. Er, babble ... more.

Star, you're dangerous. ::grin::

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