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Dr. Oz and Poop - alyburns' (aka sideburns & alyjude) Hiding Place
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Dr. Oz and Poop
That ought to wake you up. So I was thinking about this particular subject and because it's not everyone's cup of tea, I've naturally put it under a cut because ... well... poop is poop.

So why am I actually devoting a post to this subject? Well, someone (who shall not be named - really, I daren't - she'd kill me)  mentioned Dr. Oz and how he'd done a show on poop.

Poop.

A show, with paid-for commercials, watched by millions, and about our poop. I think I was a bit stunned even as she was laughing her head off at the very idea. So then, well, I had to find it, right? Not the poop, the episode, silly. *g*

Who thought I'd be thanking God for websites and their videos?

So I watched.

Mmmm, S-shaped poop, you say? Not me (and yes, I look and I know you do too, so don't try to deny it!) and not even my pets. My cat's come out regularly (I change the box enough to know) and are nicely shaped, tubular and apparently put together in the form of...well...balls. Which is odd since she's a girl (I couldn't not say that, it was too obvious a pun to ignore). Lucy, my dog had the same. So now I'm thinking I need to discuss this with a couple of other friends - not my best friends because I simply don't think you need to burden them with poop talk because they're, like, you know, your best friends. But when you and your animals have similar poop and it's not what Dr. Oz says it should be (although we get points for color and we are close to his center so 2 out of 3?), you figure you should talk about it. Or not.

I think I shall be proud that never in my life have I had S-shaped poop and, in all reality, I think it's reserved for Superman, you know? *nods*

Now you know you're now stuck watching Dr. Oz and poop, don't you? *nods again* And watch for the "Stinky Submarine" *rolls eyes*

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From: ma_aaaa Date: July 10th, 2011 08:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
Now you know you're now stuck watching Dr. Oz and poop, don't you? No, don't think so. Never seen Dr. Oz, don't care if I ever do.
vamysteryfan From: vamysteryfan Date: July 10th, 2011 09:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
Dr. Oz and that other show the Doctors have the oddest topics sometimes. They can really crack me up. I'll have to look this one up.
etakyma From: etakyma Date: July 10th, 2011 11:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
As long as it happens regularly and doesn't cause me pain, I don't tend to think about the shape of my poop.
ninja007 From: ninja007 Date: July 11th, 2011 08:32 am (UTC) (Link)
I watch Dr. Oz quite a bit. I hadn't seen this episode, but I heard about it. I agree with etakyma, if it doesn't hurt and happens pretty regularly, I don't worry.

I exercise homeopathic ideals, so I'm pretty aware of my body and its functions. My doctor is usually amazed...
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