I finally had the nerve to go through the box that was delivered by one of my employees on the day I was officially 'terminated' after being out on medical leave, and I found my old cell phone. It's a jazzy little silver Motorola (photo below) and all it needs is a charger (Amazon has them for under $4) and of course, you'd activate it when you get a phone plan (it was originally under Cingular). It has a camera, natch, (4x zoom) and would be perfect for anyone who doesn't live on their cell and really just wants the security. :)
First come, first serve - just pay shipping, which should be about $6, tops - it weighs practically nothing.