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YAY! ELECTION DAY IS OVER! - alyburns' (aka sideburns & alyjude) Hiding Place
If you spoke faster than David Hewlett you’d travel back in time: Michael Shanks
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YAY! ELECTION DAY IS OVER!
THANK GOD, because now i can tell you who I voted for - via absentee ballot due to being unable to even attempt a polling place, needless to say.

President: Martha Raddatz (write-in after discovering she wasn't on the ballot - figured it was a goof)
Reason: Let's face it, she did the best job of anyone in the debates!

Vice-President: Richard Engel (write-in after discovering he too wasn't on the ballot in spite of his handling of Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, Libya - you name it, he was there like a good leader should be!)
Reason:His handling of Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, Libya - you name it, he was there, he represented the US like the great leader he is! (PS: I admit that D.L. Hughley was in the running for VP, but then Richard and Martha both said that D.L. would be their Chief of Staff so I couldn't really lose either way, hence I flipped a coin and Richard won)

And my write-ins...WON!!!

*Pssst....*

I'm so proud! May be the first time in history write-ins have won!!! WOOHOO!

*Psssssssssst....*

What?

*Whisperwhisperwhisperwhisperwhisper....*

Huh???

*WhisperWhisperwhisperwhisperwhisperwhisper....*

No WAY!

*Whisperwhisperwhisper-way*

Oh FUCK.

Shit.

Not only is election day NOT over - but it could go on for days? As in...DAYS?

*whisperwhisperwhisper-emails....*

VOTES VIA EMAILS in NEW JERSEY?

shitshitshitshitshit....

*whisperwhisperwhisper-lawsuits-whisperwhisperwhisper-for the entire state....*

grumble-grumble-grumble....

aly stumbles off, now understanding why the governor was so buddy-buddy with the incumbent...EMAIL VOTING...

...starts looking for nearest cliff....
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