If fandom was your lover...
The one who seduced you and screwed you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it.
The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets.
The mysterious dark gothy one whom you used to sit up with talking until 3a.m. at weird coffeehouses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized she really was fucking crazy.
The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to get with again although you're relieved she doesn't actually live in town.
Wire in the Blood.
The alluring stranger whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with.
The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't.
The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool chick except it's never really gone anywhere.
The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep looking at her and thinking, "her? how the hell did she land all these cool guys?"
The one who gave you the best damned summer of your life and who you measure all other potential partners against.
The one you recently met at a party and would like to get to know better and who you think you might have a crush on.
The old flame that you wouldn't totally object to hooking up with again for a one night romp if only he cleaned himself up a bit.
Your hot new flame.
The one who stole your boyfriend.
I still don't know who stole Shark